Sunday, February 10, 2008

Russell's School of Seduction

For all the single guys out there, my boy would like to demonstrate how he executes some the basic rules of engagement. His old man wasn't nearly as good at this, but its all the rule of nature that a child will someday exceed the skills of the parent.



Step#1 - Be Excellent
Excellent or at least memorable. Check how Russell is rockin' the mismatched sock deal. That little girl can easily recall Russ from any other dudes at the party as the cool sock guy.

Step#2 - Be Desireless
Nothing stinks more than the stench of desperation. Russell looks slightly aloof and coolly ignores the fact that her eyes are all over him. He's already confident and content and it's her challenge to gain his attention.

Step#3 - Be Gone
Those pursue that what retreats from us. Russell doesn't want to stick around to give up his whole story. By leaving the scene early, he leaves with his cloak of mystery intact. At this point, she knows he's got some cool sock style, he's confident and not needy... he's given her a taste, but wants to leave while she's still hungry.



There you go boys... by this point, she's ready for the 'reconnect'. Russell would have gotten her number but she can't speak yet, and Russell's penmanship is not quite up to his Casanova skills.

3 comments:

Mike said...

Very informative post! I guess it helps to be cute. Somehow I doubt that the mismatched socks on me would have left a positive impression on the ladies.

Zee said...

When's he back?

Zee said...

Nothing's happened in almost 2 months?